LENINADE!

Posted on August 1, 2010 by

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Okay, so this isn’t beer. But seriously this is awesome and people need to know about this. 

LENINADE!

I saw this at my local grocery store in a new craft soda section and this stuck out like a capitalist waiting in line for rations! The Councilman’s Board of Flavor Declarations declares that this is one of the best carbonated lemonades ever created by the proletariat! It’s the perfect level of carbonation, lemon, real cane sugar, and a touch of grapefruit. Perfect after a 12 hour day working on the railroad that will eventually take you to your new hovel in Siberia! Also the bottle comes with plenty of party slogans and inspiration such as:

Get really hammered and sickled! 

A taste worth standing in line for! 

Drink Comrade! Drink! It’s this or the Gulag! 

Beware the repressed communist party animal who is really a proletarian in denial masquerading as a bourgeois cold war monger! 

A party in every bottle! 

Obligatory World’s greatest capitalist tearing down the wall video: 

 

Cheers.

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